“You’re cheating yourself out of today. Today is calling to you, trying to get your attention, but you’re stuck on tomorrow, and today trickles away like water down a drain. You wake up the next morning and that today you wasted is gone forever. It’s now yesterday. Some of those moments may have had wonderful things in store for you, but now you’ll never know.”

“One time when I was onstage, this guy in the crowd yelled “you’re so sexy, please sleep with me!” at which point Jordan jumped on the mic and said “oh, thank you, come meet me backstage after the show”